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What do you call a blood-sucking insect that practices Paganism?

A Heretick!

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1. Superman was at the bar drowning his sorrows...

The bartender asked why he was so glum. He told him "I got caught cheating on Lois by sleeping with her sister Lucy." The bartender responded with "Dude, you need to stay in your own Lane."

2. Did you hear about the population of Ireland?

It's Dublin.

3. Earlier today, I swallowed a bottle of Loperamide

I ain't takin' no shit!

4. Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged

5. Did you hear about the super-cute puppy that died mysteriously?

They’re performing an Awwwww-topsy.

6. Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking…but he is.

7. Women always called me ugly until they learned how much money I have.

After that, they called me ugly and poor.

8. I saw a sign for a yard sale the other day

I thought about checking it out but I already have a yard.

9. I'm the one who tried to sell PacMan to a developer.

They ghosted me.

10. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey bud.

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