The bartender asked why he was so glum. He told him "I got caught cheating on Lois by sleeping with her sister Lucy." The bartender responded with "Dude, you need to stay in your own Lane."
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“I know” says the guy, “but she’s a good cook and the kids like her.”
I have a hunch it was me.
a green sheep . . get it? . . an olive ewe
"Yo' mama so fat, when she got baptized there was a tsunami."
Me: "Sometimes"
She keeps running away from the ball.
He was staying at a nearby anacondo.
They reach an M-passe…..
It never really took off
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