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What do you call a water heater that doesn't say thanks?

A thankless water heater.

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1. What advice did Sherlock give his assistant for his kitchen remodel?

Cabinetry, my dear Watson.

2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

3. Lunar New Year Dad Joke: What did the lantern say to the firecracker?

“Let’s make some sparks fly!”

4. I had bad gas after a Caesar salad.

Et toot, Brute!

5. I got a new pen that can write under water.

It can write other words too.

6. You are the bomb!

Try not to detonate my patience.

7. I miss telling dad jokes.

He passed away recently

8. Why did the coffee taste like dirt?

Because it was ground just a few minutes ago…..

9. Do you know what kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

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