jokeKing logo
avatar fizzmore 3 mon.ago

What advice did Sherlock give his assistant for his kitchen remodel?

Cabinetry, my dear Watson.

dadjoke

clean dad joke

1
1
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. What is the paradox of sparkling water?

Sparkling water is still water.

2. Mr and Mrs Q have a daughter...

What do they call her? >!Barbara!< (Click on the rectangle)

3. Montezuma

Why were Montezuma's doctors unable to cure his hemorrhoids? Primitive ass-tech.

4. There’s a thief at large who specialises in stealing spices

Preliminary investigations reveals the suspect is a seasoned criminal

5. I was in a blackout. Here’s what went down:

The power grid

6. I heard the Fonz was set make a geust appearance on Sesame Street!

On the day it was sponsored by the letter A (Ehh!).

7. What did the farmer say when he realized someone stole from his garden?

"I dropped my gourd..."

8. What did the girl say to the loaf of bread she was dating when she was breaking up with him?

You deserve butter.

9. The road was pretty sticky today.

There was a traffic jam.

10. How do you make a water gun more powerful?

Put alcohol in it. Then you have a shot gun! (Made up by my son and told to me just now.)

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆