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YZXFILE 1 mon.agoThe first nurse goes to check on him and notices that he had a massive erection so she tells the other nurses to give him a good send off by have sex with him. The first nurse does it and stops after getting tired. The second does the same and stops to share with the third nurse. The third nurse was a bit reluctant to do it because she was on her period and she felt embarrassed to show the other nurses. Eventually she gives into her desires and has sex with him and all of a sudden the man wakes up. The nurses are baffled and wonders what happened until the man says, " thanks ladies after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion i feel fucking amazing."
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I should have put it on Aloha setting
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When he went upstairs he found his wife on the bed, naked and sweating. "What the hell is going on?" he asked her. "I'm having a heart attack," she stammered. Her husband ran downstairs and dialled 911. As he was doing this, his young son ran up to him and said, "Dad, uncle Tom is upstairs hiding in the closet, and he's naked." The father slammed the phone down and ran back upstairs to find his brother. "What the hell are you doing?" he screamed at him, "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, scaring the kids!"
They study carbonated beverages.
"One ought to," she replied. "I was thinking way more than that," I said.
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