What did the zombie say when he saw a passenger train?

“Oh goody!!! a chew chew train”

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1. Which fruit is the holiest?

Papayas

2. Why are thermodynamics teachers always angry?

Because they always have heated discussions.

3. What's a cannibal's favorite thing about chili?

The kidney beans.

4. I get super cocky when it comes to making waffles

I let me eggo get the best of me

5. A British mountaineer has reached the top of Mount Everest for the nineteenth time, a new record for a non-sherpa. Kenton Cool said he hadn't planned to climb the mountain again...

but when he got back to base camp, he realised he'd left his phone at the summit.

6. I asked my private Spanish tutor what ‘no sé’ meant. She said, “I don’t know…”

I’m like, “what the hell am I even paying you for??”

7. What’s it called when the Pope makes a typo?

A clerical error

8. Did you hear Elbow and Kneecap will both be headlining Glastonbury this year?

It's a *joint* top billing.

9. What candy was served after Trump's crypto-donor dinner?

Emolu-Mints!

10. Breaking News! The US Treasury have confirmed that they won’t be producing pennies from next year.

Where’s the *cents* in that?

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What did the zombie say when he saw a passenger train?

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