Which fruit is the holiest?

The bartender said: "Nice tuxedo." The bird said: "How do you know I am not a penguin?"

A perfectly healthy man was shocked one morning on the toilet to see that he was pooping long noodles. He had not eaten noodles in weeks, had not experienced any abdominal discomfort, so it did not make any sense. He went to see the doctor who advised a stool test among other tests and found everything normal. But the same thing happened to the man the next morning. The doctor could not believe it but ordered an xray. The xray showed >! there was a coat button that he had accidentally swallowed and was lodged at his rectum.!<

rock music

They were marooned

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Guy stops at the news stand every day. He scans the headline, doesn't buy a paper, and continues on his way. One day the vendor asks, "what are you looking for?" The man replied, "an obituary." The vendor says, "those are in the back of the paper." "Not the one I am looking for..."

Showing them the ropes.

Showing them the ropes.

I think I might be hobosexual.

Because I use imaginary numbers whenever someone asks me to rate myself