Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoI was sitting in the Nordstrom bathroom stall and had just sat down when a voice in the next stall over said “Hi! How are you!” Embarrassed, I said “I’m fine.” The voice continued “So what are you up to??” I said, “Just sitting here like you.” Then the voice said, “Can I come over?” Thoroughly annoyed and somewhat alarmed at this point I said, “Sorry, I’m kind of busy right now.” Then the voice said loudly, “Sorry I’m going to have to call you back - there’s some idiot next to me answering all my questions.”
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It was a real spectacle.
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I told her that's an awful way to break up with someone.
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