Because they had high, high hopes for the linen.
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it broke wind
a man is anxiously awaiting the birth of his son . soon the nurse comes and says your child is born but he has a defect , I'll let you see for yourself. the bring the baby and the baby is just one giant ear with arms and legs . the guy , horrified, looks at the ear and says "no matter , I will love you and raise you." to that , the nurse says "you need to speak up, he's deaf."
It was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
He doesn’t want the crypt tonight.
Woman calls a record shop and gets a wrong number. Woman: Do you have "Two lips and six kisses?" Man: No, but I do have two balls and six inches. Woman: Is that a record? Man: No ma'am, that's average.
He said he did it on porpoise
Man: "Do you have sheeps testicles?" Butcher: "No, it's just the way these trousers hang."
Won a holiday for ii.
No that’s shallot.
An epee-curian
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