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Dwarfes are nice.

They're just really down to earth people.

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A faux-pair.

2. A Miracle

What’s Jesus’s greatest miracle? Being over 30 and having 12 close friends.

3. Which department in a hospital is the prettiest?

Acute department 🏥🚑

4. What word is not cute even though there is "cute" in it?

Execute!

5. Seems like a fitting time to announce that I am a Catholic

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6. Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?

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7. Most people say they pick their nose.

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8. What's the difference between a flirt and a pervert?

A flirt makes sexually suggestive comments to someone they are romantically interested in. A pervert does the same thing while being unattractive.

9. What do you call a dog that never throws anything away?

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