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A Miracle

What’s Jesus’s greatest miracle? Being over 30 and having 12 close friends.

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1. What do you call an indecisive dinosaur?

A dino-might.

2. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

3. How do fishermen avoid being kidnapped?

They yell for kelp!

4. One time I farted so long that I was surprised my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath.

Interviewer: "...and a weakness?"

5. Yoga instructor

Every time I try to get my yoga instructor to leave my house, he says "Nah, must stay."

6. My coworker was telling about how he had an ex who cheated on him because he wouldn’t let her peg him

So I said “oh wow, I guess peggers CAN be choosers” True story

7. We live on a cow farm. One of the calves is named Gabby. My 9yo told me, “if she ever gets anxiety, they’d have to give her…

Gabby-pentin.”

8. How can you tell if someone has a big penis?

Their Tesla is still intact and in their possession and they aren't afraid to be seen in public with it.

9. Don't forget to bring a towel.....

So late one night a priest was showering and noticed there was no soap left so he ran to get a couple bars of soap when he heard 3 nuns walking toward him so he froze holding the two bars of soap. The first nun says I never noticed this statue before and reached out and tugged his junk and he was so surprised he dropped a bar of soap. The 2nd nun said ohh it's a soap dispenser so the 2nd nun tugged his junk he dropped the other bar. The 3rd nun tugged once nothing happens so she tugs it again nothing, so she tries a few more times then says oh wow it dispenses liquid soap as well.

10. Sex is like playing Bridge

if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand

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