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you are probably old enough to know Arthur Itis.
Son: "No way!"
He doesn't look like a monster; it's that everyone gets his name wrong.
Midway through the meal, she asked, ‘So, what do you bring to the table?’ I said, ‘Nothing. That’s the waiter’s job.’
I mean, when was the last time you saw someone eat a monkey?
They always have a bone to pick
To hug his mom on the other side!
No, we have mommy
I just wish it had more interesting things to say!
2 scientists discovered how to create life. The world covers them with accolades. Senior Scientist tells the junior scientist he needs to tell God we don't need him anymore! BING! Hi guys heard you created some life that's fantastic! Would you create some for me? Scientists are overwhelmed by His Presence and they said sure God, we'd love to do that! They start to gather up some dirt to create life for God when God says: Whoa,whoa! Get your own dirt!
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