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If you are old enough to remember watching Arthur Godfrey Talent Scouts show,

you are probably old enough to know Arthur Itis.

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Plant doesn’t scream when I bury it.

2. What’s common between a trouser and Lana Rhoades?

You can fit both your legs inside it.

3. What’s common between Matthew perry and John Cena

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5. What do Ferb and drug addicts have in common

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She tells me when she's about to come, when she's coming, and when she just came.

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