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Did you all see the eclipse yesterday?

It wasn't that great. One star.

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1. Yomama so nasty they make her moonwalk in the gym to sand the floors.

2. Yo mama’s so fat and ugly that, strippers themselves pay her to KEEP her clothes on

3. Yo mama so stupid

She though LGBT was pronounced “ligbutt.”

4. Yo mama’s so stupid, if I have to listen to her open up her pie-hole again, I’m gonna SMH the last part of my forehead off

5. I told my therapist I was having suicidal thoughts

Now the fucker is making me pay in advance…

6. Yo mama so stupid,

I texted her that I have diabetes type 1, and she typed 1.

7. Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's cube?

Because they got a history of separating the colors

8. Yo mama so FAT her house is in 2 countries

9. Yo mama so stupid, I asked her to get out the car and check if my turn signal was working and she said, "Yes...no...yes...no...yes..."

10. How can a woman stop rape

by saying yes

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