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Yo mama’s so fat and ugly that, strippers themselves pay her to KEEP her clothes on

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1. There was a prequel to the movie “The Fly”….

It was called “Maggot”

2. My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said.

"I never knew my real ladder"

3. What's Cardboard's favorite sport?

Boxing

4. My job is top secret.

Even I myself don’t know what I am doing.

5. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60...

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

6. What do you call a woman with 1 leg?

Eileen I'm sure this has been said before but I just thought of it

7. What do you call a restaurant owned and operated by little people ?

Short Staffed

8. My job.

I work at the docks making sure male and female boats aren't put next to each other. I'm in charge of berth control.

9. What's a sea lion's favorite subject in school,?

Art art art!

10. A bird was boasting to a tree

A bird was boasting to a tree "I can fly anywhere, I can go to the coast and back and see lots of things" The tree replied, I can't fly, but avocado.

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