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She's lying on her back on the examination couch, her blouse undone and looks up into his eyes and says, "Kiss me doctor," "No I can't, " replied the doctor.

"Oh go on, kiss me, kiss me," she insists, "No it's out of the question," said the doctor, "Why's that?" She asks disappointedly. It's completely against ethical rules," he replies, "in fact strictly speaking I shouldn't even be having sex with you."

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