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A Satisfactory

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1. A man on his deathbed...

is talking to his two sons about his will when he suddenly detects the smell of a freshly baked cake coming from the kitchen. The lover of sweet he was, he asks his youngest son to fetch him a piece of what was being baked at the kitchen and says that he wants to try the cake baked by his wife for the last time and also wants that to be the last food he eats. The obedient son obliges with this father's request and rushes to the kitchen to get some cake that his mother was baking. To the dying father's amazement, the son comes back empty handed so he rightfully inquires what went on in the kitchen to which his son replies, "But mom said the cake was for the funeral!"

2. Have you heard the one about the squirrel with the food fetish?

It’s fucking nuts…

3. At the convention for con artists what do they give all the participants?

Grift bags.

4. A cucumber is watching his wife get f*cked.

He's clearly a cuckumber.

5. What kind of bone always has your back?

A vertibro.

6. Durring tax season, I try to make Rough calculations

The problem is when they get rough back

7. How did they get the confession out of the hamburger patty?

They grilled him.

8. My dad invested in a company that makes counterfeit NBA-branded door hardware…

Their top seller is knock-off Knicks knockers.

9. I bombed my test to become the safety coordinator at a nuclear power plant

They asked me “What are the steps you’d take if a reactor coolant alarm went off?”, and apparently “Very large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.

10. What did the amoeba say to the planarian when it ejected a vacuole in his path?

Here, Eukaryote!

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