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A man on his deathbed...

is talking to his two sons about his will when he suddenly detects the smell of a freshly baked cake coming from the kitchen. The lover of sweet he was, he asks his youngest son to fetch him a piece of what was being baked at the kitchen and says that he wants to try the cake baked by his wife for the last time and also wants that to be the last food he eats. The obedient son obliges with this father's request and rushes to the kitchen to get some cake that his mother was baking. To the dying father's amazement, the son comes back empty handed so he rightfully inquires what went on in the kitchen to which his son replies, "But mom said the cake was for the funeral!"

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