Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
pennylanebarbershop 2 mon.agoThe young college students on their first date drove to a country festival. As they were returning the guy stopped the car, turned to his date, and after making some subtle advances, suggested that they get naked and spend some time together in the back seat. “OK,” said the girl, “but I have to let you know that I’m actually a prostitute, and this will cost you $150.” He hesitated but reluctantly agreed, gave her the money, and they made love. After they had finished and had put their clothes back on, the guy just sat motionless in the drivers’ seat. “Aren’t we leaving?” the girl asked. “Well,” said the guy, “Not quite yet. I’m actually a cab driver and the fare to and from the festival is $150.”
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Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when a 12-foot rattlesnake slithered out from under a rock. I grabbed it, bit its head off, and sucked out all the venom. And here I am, still kicking!" The second cowboy scoffs: "That’s nothing. Last week, I was passing by old Bill’s ranch. A 500-pound bull had escaped and killed Bill, his wife, and three passersby. I grabbed that bull by the horns, flipped it upside down, and hogtied it so it couldn’t hurt anyone else." The third cowboy didn’t say a word—he just kept poking the fire with his penis.
It has too much sax & violins.
That’s a big no-no.
But it's okay, I got him up to Speed.
Because he wanted it to rain cats and dogs
Alligators will see you later while crocodiles will see you after a while.
They had total DEAD-ication
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