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Able-Ground3194 28 day.agoA little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school"The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken."
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Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?
..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..
Because his pecker is on his face.
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!
Both use their fingers if it's under 10
“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc
Piss in a bucket at the same time.
It would be IX/XI
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…and the dashboard and the windshield.
She gets dandruff on her shoes.
Well a rooster clucks defiance….
Their nose is like a built in dildo
Two Jews found a penny at the same time.
they’re missing 2 towers and a queen
Juan Million
Jewish women wouldn’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
An interracial car crash.
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”
Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t. So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
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