Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
TheGameFanatic1 2 mon.agoSo a Japanese, English, and Australian man are captured by a group of cannibals when out in the jungle. The cannibals' leader says "We will make jackets from your skin, but we shall let you choose how you'll die." So the Japanese man asks for a katana, and stabs himself in the heart. The English man asks for a pistol, and puts it to his head. He says "God Save the King!" before pulling the trigger. The Australian man asks for a plastic fork. Confused, the cannibals give it to him. The Australian man starts stabbing at himself in all directions for nearly 5 whole minutes. Before bleeding out, he says "Fuck your stupid jackets!"
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The kind one hit 10 times, and the evil one hit 2 times. Because good always triumphs over evil.
Dadneys.
No pun in ten did.
They said to bring nothing and don’t come early.
Because they hear a lot of 'You really need to make your mark'.
The man says: "First, I'd like to open my bank account, and see there 10 million dollars. Second, I'd like to walk up to my garage, and see a brand new Bughatti Mistral. Third, I'd like to reach my doorstep, and see a beautiful wife greeting me." "Granted," says the genie. "Although I'm quite perplexed why you chose to spend all three wishes on the same thing." With these words, the genie handed the man a VR headset.
BRAzil.
Cappu-chinos.
That place will be crawling with pussy.
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