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My dog's been ignoring me

He treats me like a stranger and it feels so ruff

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1. What’s the real reason Hitler killed himself?

The gas bill was too high

2. Why does every post replying to a thread get locked now?

3. People call me an embassy

Because I find travellers that have lost their passports and take them to my office and refuse to let them leave.

4. What's the difference between Anne Frank and Santa Claus?

The direction through the chimney

5. A boy's pregnant mother, while in labor, has an accident on the way to the hospital. The boy sadly tells the doctor, "I liked having a brother... even if it was only for an hour."

The doctor replies "You're lucky he only lasted an hour. My brother's an asshole."

6. Whats the difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus?

It only takes one Nail to hang the Picture

7. Why don’t Indians play soccer

Every time they’re at a corner they open a shop

8. Girl bought a polecat and talks about it with her friend

She says: “it’s so good, the tongue is so fine and the animal licks sooo good” The other girl asks: “what about the smell?” She responds: “it threw up for 14 days, but now it had gotten used to it”

9. Not a good year for festivals

Burning Man got flooded with rain and tribe of nova got flooded with bullets.

10. A pro-life rally is the worst place to lock your keys in your car

You'll never find a coat hanger.

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