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1. Why can't ducks fly upside down?

Because they'd quack up.

2. What bird is always out of breath?

A puffin.

3. What do you call a duck that gets straight A's in school?

A wise quacker.

4. Check this out

A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier responds, "Sorry, we don't have any grapes here." The next day, the same duck walks into the same store and asks the same cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" Annoyed, the cashier says, "No, I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes. And if you come back asking for grapes again, I'll nail your beak to the floor!" The following day, the duck returns to the store and cautiously asks the cashier, "Do you have any nails?" The cashier replies, "No, why would we have nails?" The duck then asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

5. A good looking girl waved at me today…

but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.

6. Yo mama so ugly and such a disgrace to life theres no doubt she yo mama

For double burn.

7. Yo mama so ugly, she thought the zombie apocalypse was a family reunion.

8. Yo mama so stupid, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

9. Yo mama so stupid she tried spraying graffiti on a chain-link fence

10. Yo mama is so ginger, she looked at the sun and she died

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