What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is super heavy; the other is a little lighter.

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1. What do physiologists do?

They study carbonated beverages.

2. "I want to learn some words that will help me to speak with elegance," I told my teacher.

"One ought to," she replied. "I was thinking way more than that," I said.

3. What Busta Rhymes say to his friends at the campfire

Gimme a S’more

4. Have yall heard of the movie about Constipation?

It hasn’t come out yet.

5. Since Sting was the head of The Police,

can we call him Commissioner Gordon?

6. When Sublime became Sublime with Rome they really missed out on a chance to rebrand as…

Sublemon

7. A couple sits down for their first couples therapy session....

The therapist says, "Ok thanks for coming in today. Let's start with something you guys both agree on." The husband repliies, "Well, neither one of us like sucking dick."

8. Three logicians walk into a bar.

Bartender: “Do all of you want a beer?” First logician: “I don’t know.” Second logician: “I don’t know.” Third logician: “Yes.”

9. Three men on the boat want to smoke, but they only have two cigarettes and no matches, what do they do?

Throw away one cig so the whole boat gets a cigarette lighter.

10. I turned over a new Leaf today.

The Nissan dealership was not happy!

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