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What do physiologists do?

They study carbonated beverages.

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1. My uncle died from a donut overdose 🍩

He's set to be Krispy Kreme-ated this Saturday

2. The old way of creating photos might be making a comeback.

This is a developing story.

3. [OC I think] What does a lesbian couple on their periods have in common with a surgeon?

Bloody scissors

4. Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs?

Did you hear about the hen who could count her own eggs?  . . . . . She was a mathmechicken.

5. Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith?

Did you hear about the man who bought a dog from his local blacksmith? . . . . As soon as he got the dog home, it made a bolt for the door.

6. A man walks into his therapist’s office.  He says, “I’m a wigwam. I’m a tepee.

A man walks into his therapist’s office.  He says, “I’m a wigwam. I’m a tepee.  I’m a wigwam. I’m a tepee.”  He gets more and more frantic, “I’mawigwam. I’matepee. I’mawigwam. I’matepee.”   “I’mawigwamI’matepee. I’mawigwamI’matepee.” His therapist replies, “Sir, sir, calm down, you’re two tents!”

7. Did you hear about the guy who called random people and sneezed into the phone?

Did you hear about the guy who called random people and sneezed into the phone? . . . . . He was making cold calls.

8. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? . . . . . To hide in the cherry trees! . . . . . .. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Hopefully the answer is no.) See, it works!

9. What type of bears like the rain?

What type of bears like the rain?. . . . . Drizzly bears!

10. What do you call a child dictator?

A dictator tot.

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