Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Rothentoo 3 mon.agoThe shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer." The man then asks about the next parrot and learns that it costs $1,000 dollars because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system. Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot, only to be told that it costs $2,000 dollars. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?" To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I have never seen it do anything, but the other two call him boss!"
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"It's time we started swearing like adults." says the older brother. "Let's go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going to say something starting with an 'f', you say something starting with an 's'." Sure enough, they go down to the kitchen where their mother is waiting for them. "What would you like for breakfast?" "For fuck's sake, I want some cereal!" says the older brother. He barely finishes his sentence, his mother slaps him, kicking his butt back to the bedroom. Annoyed, the mother comes back to ask the younger sibling. "So what'll you have?" "Well shit, definitely not cereal."
You just turn the simultaneously off and back on again.
But he wears a Bib for tuna.
In the dugout!
So I started brushing my teeth with my wife.
he just sits around while I do all the heavy lifting.
A polygon
I didn't have any ideas. So he showed me: he took a paper, asked me to sign it, and when I said I didn't have a pen, he sold me the pen. Then he gave me another chance and asked me to sell him a napkin. I punched him in the face.
The door. It’s always pounded on
He’s still grappling with it
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