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pepsi_fish 8 day.ago"It's time we started swearing like adults." says the older brother. "Let's go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going to say something starting with an 'f', you say something starting with an 's'." Sure enough, they go down to the kitchen where their mother is waiting for them. "What would you like for breakfast?" "For fuck's sake, I want some cereal!" says the older brother. He barely finishes his sentence, his mother slaps him, kicking his butt back to the bedroom. Annoyed, the mother comes back to ask the younger sibling. "So what'll you have?" "Well shit, definitely not cereal."
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He's a peach cobbler.
Two elderly couples got together to reminisce about old times and laugh about life. One of the gentlemen, Henry, started raving about this great restaurant he and his wife visited not too long ago. “Really?” The other elderly man asked, “What was the name of it?” Henry thought for a second before asking, “What do you call those flowers that smell really good?” “Which ones?” the other guy asked, “Daisy?” “No, that’s not it” Henry replied. “Tulip?” Henry shook his head. “No, that doesn’t sound right either.” “Rose?” “Yes!” Henry snapped his fingers, “That’s it!” Henry turns to his wife and asked her, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”
Manslaughter
Must have been a nunchuck.
A *pseudonese*.
A *pseudonese*.
A sandwich.
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