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Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque.

2. Yo mama so ugly, when she goes outside the sun hides from her, and even the crickets run away!

3. Yo mama so ugly, when she took a selfie her phone exploded

4. Yo Mama so poor, she uses 1-use products MORE THAN ONCE

5. Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to get financial advice from PENNYWISE

6. What sort of cakes do snowmen like?

One with lots of icing……….

7. I don’t get people who can’t sleep.

I can do it with my eyes closed.

8. What do you call a dad with diabetes?

Lolli Pops

9. Conservatives and Liberals both want the same thing

Gender reveal parties for seven year olds

10. I’m addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop any time.

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