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I love my dentist.

Every year I give him a little plaque.

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1. What does a condiment wizard perform?

A Saucery.

2. I was skeptical about orthotics until I tried them.

I stand corrected.

3. Did you know that the Kool-Aid man plays baseball?

He's a pitcher

4. Your mama is the best and she is the most amazing woman in the whole wide universe.

5. What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? Still no idear.

6. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one…..

7. Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X

She’s not coming back and don’t ask Y!

8. What do you call a mathematical pattern that's also a German radicalist?

The Fibonazi sequence

9. Why not?

The sailors did not knot knots for knots.

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