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What does a condiment wizard perform?

A Saucery.

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1. Traded in Netflix for nature this afternoon.

Nothing’s ever as relaxing as it streams

2. I’m looking for someone to brush their teeth with me every morning.

Because my dentist says that brushing alone won’t prevent cavities.

3. Why didn't the homosexual couple accept the trip invite?

It was out in bumfuck nowhere.

4. I asked my wife and 10yr old son "What should we do for my 32nd birthday?

To which my son replied "Why is your birthday only going to be 30 seconds?" - Haha this really happened and it was hilarious.

5. Can you imagine, my neighbour banged on my door at 3.30 am!

Lucky for him, I was still up practising my drums.

6. Tom Cruise owns a highlands distillery in this upcoming film

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7. A man was admitted to hospital with 6 plastic horses up his butt.

Doctors described his condition as "stable".

8. Little Johnny was in school learning about Scandinavia when his teacher asked him to use the word "Nordic" in a sentence.

Little Johnny replied,"That girl may may dress like a guy, but she has neither balls Nordic "

9. I wasn’t a fan of the new Minion movie,

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