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I tried to explain to my dog what a metaphor was.

He just looked at me like I was barking up the wrong tree.

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1. Dad, can I have another onion?

No that’s shallot.

2. What do you call a stoic who loves fencing?

An epee-curian

3. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman.

4. My wife is at the Smithsonian National Zoological Park today and she sent me a picture to show the massive crowd of people there. I said, “Oof…”

“That place is a zoo.”

5. What’s the similarity between a Wall Street trader and a blast furnace?

Coke makes up more than half of operational costs

6. What does the Marvel thunder god and an ant have in common?

>! They both have a Thor-axe !<

7. My team was defeated in pub trivia because I couldn’t remember the lead singer of The Police.

This loss is gonna Sting.

8. What do the kids in China say when parents order takeout for dinner?

"What? Chinese again?!"

9. Knock Knock, Who's there? Dishes, Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery,

10. I have a friend who boils is valuables in oil.

He says they’re his fry-zed possessions.

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