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Parallel lines have a lot in common.

It’s a shame they will never meet.

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1. My 480 lb friend forgot to get me a birthday card

That’s ok There’s a lot on his plate

2. Work

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

3. What's it called when the Pope's chef ruins a meal?

Oregano Sin

4. Double Blonde

Blonde and hubby sleeping. The phone rings,she answers. After a few,she shouts: how the hell would I know! That's 200 miles away! And slams the phone,that wakes hubby Who was that?He asked. Oh,just some dumb blonde asking if the coast was clear!

5. If we started a war against all the colors, which color could be used as a trojan horse?

Answer: blue. We can attack them out of the blue.

6. I was blessed with a 9 inch penis

That priest is in jail now

7. Hello I'm here for

the job interview -Great, do you have experience? -yes, this is my 20th interview.

8. I asked my son why he arranged twelve dead insects equidistantly and circumferentially around a faceless clock…

>!…“Time flies.”!< >!Angry at the pun, I threw that disgusting clock towards him like a frisbee!< >!Time flew.!< >!It ended up barely missing his face.!< >!Time just whizzes by, doesn’t it?!<

9. What do wizards call HPV?

Hog-warts

10. If you are old enough to remember watching Arthur Godfrey Talent Scouts show,

you are probably old enough to know Arthur Itis.

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