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My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

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1. Original one from my 8 yr old boy

What’s a frog’s favorite band - The Beatles

2. Original joke from my 8 yr old boy

If there was a soccer game between humans and bugs, the humans would crush it.

3. When does a dad joke become nsfw?

When it’s “bring your kid to work day”

4. Why couldn't the ant crawl under the door?

Because it was wearing high-heels

5. Have you heard about the constipated mathematician

He worked it out with a pencil

6. What was the philosopher Beluga's greatest question?

Do I have free whale?

7. A paint company made a yellow-orange pigment using composted butcher scraps.

The result wasn’t what they were hoping for… it was *meaty ochre.*

8. I asked my daughter, “What’s a Mountain Dew?”

She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”

9. A typo walks into a bear.

There was Type-O splattered everywhere.

10. My wife saw a video of a man committing a crime while walking a dog. She asked if one could cross examine the dog.

I said sure, but it would probably be rough.

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