jokeKing logo
avatar Admirable_Yard5581 3 mon.ago

Watch what you say around the egg whites…..

They just can’t take a yolk…..

dadjoke

clean dad joke

48
11
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. what happens when you throw a stick of butter out of the window

you see butterfly

2. Why doesn't the soccer player use social media?

He hates to hit "post"

3. You know, Santa Clause actually has a dirty mind

Because he laughs "HOE HOE HOE"

4. I am not a human being but I wear a jacket. Who am I ?

A BOOK

5. Yo momma is such a hoe

When she found out Santa's coming to town, she shaved her coochie just in case.

6. I think it's time we ban your momma jokes.

They are old, tired, worn-out, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your momma...

7. How do you change SEVEN to an even number ?

By removing S

8. Yo mama so stupid she still asks when Selena’s gonna drop a new album

9. yo mama so fat, not even chuck norris can lift her

10. Why didn't the turkey eat dinner?

Because he was already stuffed!

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆