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Did you hear about the jalapeno pepper that died?

It became a ghost pepper

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1. potato, pea and lemon

A potato, a pea and a lemon were friends. They liked to roll down the side of a hill and race. One day while rolling down, potato noticed that lemon had gotten stuck under a rock, and pea was far ahead still rolling down in high speed. So potato yelled out, “Easy Peasy, Lemon squeezy!”

2. I was watching an Australian food show on tv when the contestants were baking meringue and the audience started cheering....

Which was unusual as they usually boo meringue.

3. What do you call a potato that's fallen down the toilet?

A pootato.

4. Apparently Indian fighter pilots have dropped

1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan.... they said thats just for starters.

5. Pope Leo XIV

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6. apparently there's a widespread disease that makes people accidentally mention musical instruments

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7. how do you communicate with Viking ghosts?

with a Nor-ouija board

8. I broke my foot today...

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9. I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

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10. My YouTube feed is dominated by climate change propaganda.

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