A potato, a pea and a lemon were friends. They liked to roll down the side of a hill and race. One day while rolling down, potato noticed that lemon had gotten stuck under a rock, and pea was far ahead still rolling down in high speed. So potato yelled out, “Easy Peasy, Lemon squeezy!”
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I still can’t get it out of my brain.
Was not a bouncer
I think I will keep it out.
A Cari-boo
“Let it be done!”
In the Sea-section 🏴☠️
He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"
He had bad yolks!!
"I Shit You Not"
Daughter and I visited Hawaii for spring break, while wife and other daughter visited Japan for their school trip. While in Hawaii, I got a little sunburnt. When we were flying home my skin started to flake. When we arrived home, I said my wife, “after all this time, I still have peelings for you.” She was not pleased.
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