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Why don’t ants get COVID?

Because they have…. Antibodies

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1. I need some dad jokes about food

I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.

2. I had to wait in line to get a hair-cut, so I started grilling some meat.

It was a barber-queue.

3. What do a marine biologist and an NFL scout have in common?

They're both paid to study Dolphins.

4. According to Kid Rock, humans can understand up to 25 letters of the alphabet.

Only God knows Y.

5. My boss told me to have a good day...

...so I went home.

6. Why did she sell sea shells on the sea shore

She had a shellfish personality

7. My neighbor

I live next to an old man who clearly has advanced dementia. Every morning when I leave for work he asks me if I've seen his wife, and I have to tell him she died ten years ago. My girlfriend says why don't you just move away so you don't have to go through this every morning? I tell her I would miss the smile he gives me every morning when he hears it.

8. My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were dating?"

So i took her out for dinner and a movie, then dropped her off at her parents' house.

9. Two co-workers are chatting. "Hey, Jim, your vacation's coming up next week! Where are you going?"

"Cancun. But I'm a little worried." "How come?" "Well, the last two vacations, my wife has ended up pregnant. Last year it was Las Vegas, and she got pregnant. The year before that it was Miami, and sure enough, she got pregnant." "Wow! You'd better take precautions this time!" "I'm planning on it. For starters, I'm taking her with me this year."

10. What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea?

An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

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