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I need some dad jokes about food

I heard a rumor about butter, but I don't want to spread it. I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy. Edit: Go ahead with alcohol jokes if you want. I won't wine about them.

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1. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

The one from his mama.

2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts

5. My father moaned all the time as he grew up

He’s now a groan man

6. What do you call the Local Access Network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

7. I have a story about pigs I want to tell but….

I don’t wanna boar you.

8. What did egg say to the toast?

Ma- me-laid

9. My friend asked me if I knew what classical Japanese dance-drama is called.

I said noh.

10. I got ghosted by an airhostess

Never fly Malaysian airlines.

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