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Which spiritual practice should you do at a funeral?

Guided meditation.

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1. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE EATS WATER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!! YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT YO MAMA WAS RAN BY A JOE!!!! GEGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

2. What do you call a fan of vintage porn?

A retrobate.

3. I keep exercise equipment in my home to make it look like I work out.

It's an elliptical illusion

4. I dated a girl with one leg.

She was a waitress at Ihop.

5. How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

"Meat Patty!"

6. What happens if you sit on a nut?

The nut can get cracked.

7. Affair vs Hit by a Bus

A blonde is asked if she'd rather have her husband have an affair or get hit by a bus? She picks him getting hit by a bus. When asked why, she reasons that he would be dead in both cases. At least in case of the bus, she and the other woman won't suffer.

8. Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've got a sausage up my nose and beans in my ears. What is wrong with me?

Doctor: I see the problem. You’re not eating properly.

9. Yo mama so skinny, she gets everybody free sodas by crawling in through the coin slot

10. What do you call James Bond when he forgets to shave

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