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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE EATS WATER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!! YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT YO MAMA WAS RAN BY A JOE!!!! GEGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey you can't come in here! This area is for staff only!

4. A young guy goes into a drug store owned by two spinster sisters.

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