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The boy scouts were hanging badges on this old oak tree in town. I asked the scout master why.

He said no real reason it's just a badge oak

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2. False teeth

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3. Why do I always bite off one corner of one of the 3 toasts I make for my wife each morning?

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5. I only believe in 12.5% of the bible.

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