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My toddler hit me in the face with her lollipop

It was a total sucker punch

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1. You mama și slow it took her 9 months to mare a joker and it wasn't even funny!

2. Yo Mama’s so tight with money

She acts like her coin purse got vaginismus.

3. Yo mama so poor, when she tried to use the ATM, it printed a coupon for Ramen noodles.

4. A man ran over a woman with a car, who is wrong?

The man, because you cant drive at the kitchen.

5. A liar was cut in half by a serial killer.

He really was full of shit.

6. Why can’t the UK and the USA play chess?

Because they missing the queen and the two towers.

7. Yor Mama's so rich, when she cash her credit card, the atm machine exploded!! 💲💳🏧💥💣

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9. What's the difference between a dead Tory MP and a dead dog laying in the road?

There's skidmarks in front of the dog

10. Ever heard of the Juggalo cover band with special needs?

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