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Yo Mama’s so tight with money

She acts like her coin purse got vaginismus.

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1. Roofer's assistant

A roofer employed a young lady as assistant on a trial basis. On her first day, he took her to a job site and told her to stay down while he worked on the roof. Her job was to be sending up whichever tool he needed in a basket that he would haul up by rope. All was going well and various tools were sent up from time to time and collected when the roofer sent them back down. All communication was by signing for whatever the roofer needed as he was too high up for his voice to carry. The roofer then needed a saw, and he made a sawing motion. The girl responded with a shake of the head. The roofer made the sawing motion again. This time, the girl pointed to him, to her left breast and then to her bottom. After a couple of these exchanges, the roofer made violent sawing motions, showing his anger. This time too, the girl pointed to him, to her left breast and to her bottom again. Angry and frustrated, the roofer came all the way down and berated her, "What's the matter? Can't you follow a simple instruction?" The girl replied, "What's wrong with you, being angry at me like that from all the way up there?" The roofer said, "I was signing that I wanted the saw and you wouldn't send it up." The girl said, "And I was signing that you left it behind."

2. Granddad's still got it...

An elderly couple were spending the weekend with their adult grandchildren, staying overnight on Saturday before heading home Sunday evening. When the grandfather found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's bathroom cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said to him, "I don't think you should take one. They're quite strong and very expensive." "How much?" his grandfather asked him. "$10 a pill," his grandson replied. "I don't mind the cost, but I'd still like to try one, and before we leave, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the grandson found $110 under his pillow. He called his grandfather and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110." "Yeah I know, the $100 is from your grandma!"

3. Yo mama so fat, the dwarves thought she was the lonely mountain.

4. What kind of a pet is an elephant

Trumpet

5. What do you call a Cafeteria located at the back side of a building?

Bacteria

6. Me and my wife watched four movies back-to-back last night.

Thankfully, I was the one facing the TV.

7. I'm a fruit seller, and this woman who goes by the name "Ana" comes daily and eats many fruits for free...

I think I need to banana.

8. What do you call a cafeteria located at the back side of a building?

Bacteria.

9. Which search engine does Mario use?

Yahoo!

10. Aphrodite

When Aphrodite sprawls out bare-ass naked in a giant clam shell she's a goddess. But when I do it I'm a drunk and no longer welcome at the aquarium.

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