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The Lord brought the first man and woman into the future briefly to meet his newborn Son. What did Adam say back then that he could say tonight?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

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1. The butt of the joke is about to walk into a bar

but gets arrested and starts yelling, "Wait, you are making a mistake, this is a set-up!"

2. Strange facts: Did you know that if you live across the street from a cemetery in the state of Florida, that you can't be buried in it?

You have to die first

3. I just finished writing my autobiography but I can't seem to get anybody to publish it.

That's the story of my life!

4. Waymo has released a set of autonomous vehicles for getting around the ghetto

They’re called Laylo, foo

5. Why was the cannibal’s daughter heartbroken?

He said it was time to dump her boyfriend.

6. What do you call a programmer from Finland?

A nerdic

7. Black smoke has been spotted coming from Conclave chimney

Cardinals report someone has burned the pope-corn.

8. How do antique dealers greet each other?

"Hey, so what's old with you?"

9. What’s better than a Dad bod?

A father figure.

10. You gotta hand it to short people.

**Because they can't reach it on their own.**

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