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I booked a trip to visit a Native American heritage site, but then had second thoughts.

I had reservation reservation reservations. (Props to Brian Regan for this one)

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1. Star Wars, ESB joke: What's the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm

2. For Star Wars day: What do you call someone turned on by bubble tea?

A Boba Fett-ishist I'll see myself out

3. Film references 😄

4. An Imperial Stormtrooper is 5’11” tall…

And a Metric Stormtrooper is 180cm tall.

5. Nuns aren't known for innovation

In fact, you could even say they're quite convent-ional.

6. When I was a child, I used to enjoy making sandcastles with my grandfather.

Until my mother made me put the urn back on the mantle.

7. At this year's running of the Kentucky Derby, every single competitor was a descendent of Secretariat...

... Apparently their horses don't mind mating with their cousins either. [OC]

8. Today is May the Fourth. Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.

And if you're not careful with what you eat or drink, the next day is Revenge of the Sixth.

9. What do you call it when you remove everything but the best ingredients on a grocery list?

De-list-shes

10. Tony only ever did the things he wrote on a list.

The other day we found him listless.

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