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For Star Wars day: What do you call someone turned on by bubble tea?

A Boba Fett-ishist I'll see myself out

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1. My daughter didn't know how to measure how heavy she was.

I said I'll show you the weigh.

2. The Indian restaurant I worked for is so secretive

I had to sign a legal agreement not to share the flatbread recipe, just their standard naan disclosure agreement

3. My favorite kind of cheese is the one you keep for emergencies

You know...just in queso

4. Why are fish easy to weigh?

They come with there own scales.

5. There's just one thing I need clarified for cooking Indian cuisine.

Butter.

6. Did you know that 30% of all car accidents are caused by drunk drivers?

Which means that 70% of accidents are done by sober drivers. That concludes that it is safer to drive drunk than sober

7. How To Get Into Harvard?

Book an Uber!

8. Why are fungi so hard to argue against?

Because there's not mushroom for debate

9. What was the name of King Arthur's knight who famously suffered from tuberculosis?

Sir Coughsalot

10. My daughter came up with this:

My father used to beat me. Then I got better at backgammon.

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