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What do protons and life coaches have in common?

They know how to stay positive!!!

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1. A father is in a room with his son.

The son asks the dad, “Dad, have you ever had a dream?” The dad replies, “Oh, I had many dreams, son, but they were shattered many years ago…” Intrigued, the son asks, “How many years ago?” The father thinks for a while and then says “How old are you?”

2. A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks shocked and says, “You mean you have a drink named ‘Irwin’!?”

3. What did General Grievous say when he was stealing candy from a baby?

Your Life Savers will make a fine addition to my collection.

4. What did General Grievous say when he was stealing candy from a baby?

Your Life Savers will make a fine addition to my collection.

5. For Star Wars day; What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm!

6. There’s no fancy glassware aboard the Millennium Falcon.

Just Solo cups.

7. Killer Driver

"That's it! I'm not riding with that driver again," the wife said, throwing her shopping bags onto the floor. "This is almost the *third* time he's nearly gotten me killed!" "Honey," her husband replied softly, "give the man another chance..."

8. What is an elephant's favorite novel genre?

High phantasy.

9. My cousin accused me of stealing his personal identification number.

I can’t believe he’d try to PIN this on me!

10. I went to a nightclub last night but it was a total sausage fest.

The music was good though. They played some bangers.

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