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A brilliant (I thought) joke from my eight year-old, many years ago

Q: What’s black and white and red in the middle? A: Two zebras fighting over a strawberry.

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. I watched a very talented Spanish magician.

He went "Uno, dos" then he disappeared without a tres.

2. Why is it hard to locate a flat earther?

You can never find them a-round.

3. Groceries

I went grocery shopping on an empty stomach. I am now the proud owner of aisle 5.

4. Oliver Twist went to an Indian restaurant.

When it came time to order the appetizer, he broke into a cold sweat.. He remembered what had happened the last time he asked for samosa.

5. At the check-out, the librarian informed me that I had a book that was outstanding.

I was like “thanks, I can’t wait!”

6. What is the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.

7. How does a black woman know she is pregnant?

When she takes her tampon out all the cotton has been picked.

8. You have to admit that despite having Parkinson's

Michael J Fox is still among Hollywood`s movers and shakers

9. When asking his followers to find him another wife, what did Joseph Smith ask them to do?

Bringam Young

10. It’s Good Friday; thousands are outside the Vatican waiting.

Has Dave come out yet?

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