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Why is it hard to locate a flat earther?

You can never find them a-round.

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They had a toot in common.

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So I bought 2 books.

3. What do you call the security guards for samsung?

Guardians of the galaxy

4. I bought a Delorian from an old scientist….

… but I only drive it from time to time.

5. "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" usually mean the same thing.

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