Yo mama so...

Because he did Nazi them coming.

And when they all move out it’s Convlex

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the classroom, and made a small dot on the blackboard. Puzzled, his teacher asked him what it was. "It's a period," replied the boy. "What's so exciting about a period?" she asked. "I don't know," said the boy, "But this morning my older sister was missing one, my mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

You put it in water and if its a girl it sinks and if it floats its 'boy ant'.

You put it in water and if its a girl it sinks and if it floats its 'boy ant'.

Unfortunately, we still don't know the caws.

Two Blokes were walking around the Australian Outback and came across a huge hole in the ground - as wide as a truck and so deep you couldn't see the bottom! One bloke says to the other "Fuck, I wonder how deep that is?" They both look around for a minute and see an old gearbox laying near a tree and decide to throw that down the hole. After a few seconds, out of nowhere a Billy Goat comes charging at them full speed from the tree line! As it neared close enough, they both side stepped and the goat went straight past them and down into the hole! Shocked, they both looked at each other and shrugged it off.. 1 minute later, a Bushman appeared from the scrub and said "Hey, have you blokes seen a Billy Goat around here?" One of the blokes replied and said "Mate! You wouldn't believe it, but a Billy Goat just charged at us and jumped straight down that bloody hole!" The Bushman turned around and said "Nahh nah that's impossible.. I had him tied to a gearbox?!

I said Yes,I'm feeling a lot better now.

Doe bye.

At least he gave his 2 cents worth!